Watermelon Keg Tapping Kit

These kids today have it easy. Back in the day, we used to throw watermelon chunks into a cooler full of Ever-clear. Now you can simplify your drinking with this ingenious watermelon keg tap.

Just hollow out the watermelon, insert the tap and pour in your favorite hard alcohol. Just think how much cooler Baby would have sounded by saying “I carried a watermelon keg!”