This vanilla candle is the perfect gift for your unassuming wife or mother. They will think the world of you for surprising them with this thoughtful gesture.
After a while, the vanilla scent changes and begins to smell like a giant fart. They’ll just love it. We’re being sarcastic of course. They might vomit. However, it always brings about a good laugh in the end. You could also give it to your least favorite coworker. It’s just an idea.