You tell them that size doesn’t matter, but they never listen. You know that isn’t true anyway.
You won’t feel ashamed for much longer. This giant margarita glass will impress the snobbiest of drinking buddies.
Did you know that it can hold a whole bottle of tequila? Yeah, you read that right. This way, you can drink the whole thing and then tell everyone that you only had one drink. People love honest drinkers.