Gallium is an amazing metal. I'm thinking I can add this to my magic act and totally slay all the ladies.
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Surprise someone you love (and yourself!) with this mystery box. There could be a cured ham in there or a dirty fork. Aren't you dying to find out???
Are your dad's nose hairs branching out towards his eyelids? If so, this futuristic nose hair trimmer will blast them into oblivion.
Show your true colors with this great assortment of neon body paints. Simply grab a black light and you're ready to rave until the sun comes up.
Ready to delve into some entomophagy? Whatever you're thinking, that's not it! It's eating insects you silly goose.
Now you can exact your revenge in the privacy of your own home with just a few simple pins.
You can feel good about yourself while you rest your tired head on these buns.
Are big juicy whiteheads your version of fun? If so, this pimple-popping toy sounds like it is right up your alley.
Get ready for the most awkward pillow you've ever seen. This ostrich napping pillow fits over your entire head!
We all need to learn to take life less seriously, and these offensive crayons will help you do just that.
What do you do when the time comes to get your favorite vegan a gift? We all know how easy it is to offend them, so you better be careful.
They're sure to lighten the mood of any Valentine's Day occasion. Plus, they may score you major bonus points for later if you know what I mean.
Have you ever been taking notes while wishing you could stab someone? Now you can!
You know, I've always felt like my high-fives were missing something. Now, they feel fulfilled.
Are you ready to rave like never before? Get ready for laser gloves.