If a hair-sniffing septuagenarian is your candidate of choice then this is the coloring book for you!
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Finally, a use for your foul-mouthed grandmother. This carnival dunk tank is just like the real deal found at fairs.
The world is getting crazy out there. Plan for your future with an underground survival shelter.
Can't decide if you want to fly or drive into work today? Why not do both!
Here is the first piece for your mini Jurassic Park in your backyard.
Gallium is an amazing metal. I'm thinking I can add this to my magic act and totally slay all the ladies.
Surprise someone you love (and yourself!) with this mystery box. There could be a cured ham in there or a dirty fork. Aren't you dying to find out???
Are your dad's nose hairs branching out towards his eyelids? If so, this futuristic nose hair trimmer will blast them into oblivion.
Show your true colors with this great assortment of neon body paints. Simply grab a black light and you're ready to rave until the sun comes up.
Ready to delve into some entomophagy? Whatever you're thinking, that's not it! It's eating insects you silly goose.
Now you can exact your revenge in the privacy of your own home with just a few simple pins.
You can feel good about yourself while you rest your tired head on these buns.
Are big juicy whiteheads your version of fun? If so, this pimple-popping toy sounds like it is right up your alley.
Get ready for the most awkward pillow you've ever seen. This ostrich napping pillow fits over your entire head!
We all need to learn to take life less seriously, and these offensive crayons will help you do just that.