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Bearded Ski Mask

Bearded Ski Mask
While you may have the hairy disadvantage of being in the beardless category, the Bearded Ski Mask can up your cool factor while hitting the slopes.

Ray Gun Nose Trimmer

futuristic sci-fi gun nose trimmer
Are your dad's nose hairs branching out towards his eyelids? If so, this futuristic nose hair trimmer will blast them into oblivion.