Levitating Football Helmet
Your favorite team's helmet will float in mid-air in between two magical magnets and the force of electromagnetic fields.
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Bearded Ski Mask
While you may have the hairy disadvantage of being in the beardless category, the Bearded Ski Mask can up your cool factor while hitting the slopes.
Dumbbell Shaped Water Bottle
You work out like a beast and need a water bottle that reflects your attitude. They weigh five pounds so you can do curls and stay hydrated at the same time.
Toilet Golf Set
Make potty time fun time! You can put your bathroom time to good use with this mini-golf game.
Nintendo NES Controller Coffee Table
This is a present that Nintendo fans need and they don't even know it.
Switchblade Comb
Are you ready to rumble? Everyone will think you are when you whip out this switchblade folding comb.
Ray Gun Nose Trimmer
Are your dad's nose hairs branching out towards his eyelids? If so, this futuristic nose hair trimmer will blast them into oblivion.
How I Met Your Mother Suit Pajamas
Looking to up your nighttime game? This four-piece ensemble includes a jacket, trousers, a button-down shirt, and a tie.
The Buttress Pillow
You can feel good about yourself while you rest your tired head on these buns.
Shoe Insole Diversion Safe
Discreetly stash your secret belongings in these, and no one will be the wiser.
Tactical Grilling Vest
Do you feel like you need more protection while grilling? Any soldier of steak knows that the elements can be unforgiving.
3 Pounds of Miscellaneous Electronic Components
Imagine the hours of fun you will have sorting and organizing all of these resistors, diodes and other parts that we can't even pronounce!
Floating Binoculars
Binoculars are great for observing marine life but what happens if you accidentally drop them overboard?
End of the World Survival Weapons Kit
This knife and blade kit is perfect for taking out zombies, aliens and whatever else you may face in TEOTWAWKI.
LED Steak Thermometer
If you're tired of overcooking those T-bones on the grill get yourself one of these steak thermometers.
