Nothing is something in this case. It’s a plastic ball with air in it. It makes for a perfect gag gift. Plus, everyone at the party will think it’s hilarious. Your gift will be the star of the show.
Also, if someone says that you don’t have to get them anything, listen to them. Give them nothing. Show them how little they mean to you with nothing.
We’re kidding of course. It’s all fun and games. Just be careful who you give it to. They may take it the wrong way. Who am I kidding? It’s hilarious! Give it to them anyway.