Plain ceramic piggy banks are so bourgeoisie. You are an adult and want to save in style. So bow down to consumerism and what better way to do it than with this decadent piggy bank.
Weighing in at 3 lbs, this blinged-out rhinestone swine is the perfect addition to your mass-marketed master bedroom.
If you do have a child, put this high on a shelf they can’t reach. Just let them envy it from afar and teach them about the extravagant knick-knacks that await them in the future.